Phil Roeland

2004 October 2004 Teaching Kids - the heaven and the hell November 2004 The story of one man and his visa run - doing it the Penang way! December 2004 This month Phil talks us through a week in the life of an English teacher. 2005 January 2005 A somewhat Monty Pythonesque look at life inside the classroom February 2005 'Wishes' (Reflecting on the Thai TESOL conference) March 2005 Clock, peanut, frog - or the problematic pronunciation of many Thais April 2005 Sit ! Fetch ! Roll over ! (basic Thai commands for teaching children) May 2005 Boom, Bomb and Bambam didn't like Beer and Porn June 2005 Never mind fluency, here comes the grammar teacher! July 2005 A Bit of Culture Part One August 2005 A Bit of Culture Part Two September 2005 TOEFL Woes October 2005 Whinging Farangs November 2005 The Magical Land Where Students Cannot Fail Exams December 2005 Rote Learning and Thai Schooling 2008 January 2008 Goodbye 2007, Welcome 2008 February 2008 Ways to improve Thai education March 2008 How to motivate students April 2008 Bangkok Getaways (1) Kanchanaburi May 2008 My Songkran Escape June 2008 Back to School July 2008 Ignorance or arrogance?

2006 January 2006 How to improve your English! February 2006 Do they learn anything at all? March 2006 My Teacher is a Computer April 2006 Person of Odd Jobs May 2006 Water Wars June 2006 The Filipino Issue July 2006 How to Land a Job: The Very Basics August 2006 Holiday in Thailand - Singing the Praises of Hua Hin September 2006 Rubbish! (please keep Thailand clean) October 2006 Where is Brian - the search for a missing teacher November 2006 Thai news - funnier than comedy December 2006 Teachers and Textbooks - a love hate relationship 2007 January 2007 Thailand 101 - a 101 things you perhaps didn't know February 2007 Does a degree make a good teacher? March 2007 Gogo Loves Neeps and Tatties April 2007 Songkran getaways May 2007 Belated April Fool's Jokes June 2007 I Go to Shopping - frequent Thai mistakes (1) July 2007 He sick - frequent Thai mistakes (2) August 2007 Full-time teacher, part-time thief September 2007 An Inconvenient Truth October 2007 Sightseeing in Bangkok November 2007 Using the Internet to improve your English December 2007 Land of a million elephants

Steve Schertzer

2004 September 2004 Newbies fresh off the boat don't you just love 'em? October 2004 Advice that you can truly use! Don't listen to those barstool experts. November 2004 The seven habits of highly effective language schools. December 2004 For his 'Christmas special' Steve comes back with a new image and tells us the 'real' reason he first came to Thailand 2005 January 2005 Where Children Used to Play February 2005 The Thailand TESOL Conference and Cyber Snake-oil Salesmen March 2005 ESL teachers as mentors and heroes (part one) April 2005 Teachers as Mentors and Heroes, (Part two.) or, "No Fries With That!" ESL Teachers and the Double Whopper With Cheese Index. May 2005 We're Not Just Another Brick in the Wall June 2005 Why Don't We Ever Learn? ESL Teachers, Bar Girls, and the Sex Industry. July 2005 "We Work For The Room": - ESL Ghosts of the Past, Unprofessionalism, and the Vast Wasteland of Human Filth. August 2005 Boredom in the ESL Classroom: What Every Teacher, Student, Administrator, Supervisor, and Director Should Know. September 2005 "I Want Your English---- And Nothing More!" (Human Beings First, English Teachers Second.) October 2005 Touch Their Hearts, and Their Minds Will Follow November 2005 The TESOL Diaspora: Making The Outside World A Home December 2005 The Flame of Hope, The Optimistic Goodbye, and Our Living Legacy. 2008 January 2008 English Teachers, Sonny's Outcry, and Finding the Poetry February 2008 My Tears and Your Legacy: A Letter to President-Elect Lee Myung-bak. March 2008 Outsourcing in the TEFL Industry:  Not Just for Blond-Haired Blue-Eyed Wonders Anymore. April 2008 Understanding culture or the CULTure of understanding May 2008 Bananas and Condoms: How Some EFL Teachers Are Attempting to Proselytize the Flock. July 2008 "Honor Thy Mother and Thy Father":  Family, Redemption, Being a Man, A Priceless Gift, and Life's Greatest and Most Painful Lesson.

2006 January 2006 The Teachers and Learners as ONE: Towards a New Theology of TEFL February 2006 Coming home just ain't what it used to be March 2006 How Low Can Language School Directors Go? A Family Tragedy. April 2006 Noble Warriors and the Culture of Irresponsibility: A Korea Story (Part One.) May 2006 Noble Warriors and the Culture of Irresponsibility: A Korea Story (Continued) June 2006 Caring Teachers or Kinky Teachers? Corporal Punishment in Public Schools. July 2006 "We Don't Learn Like That!" Arrogance at the Top and the Politics of Language Schools. August 2006 The Failure of Communicative Language Teaching as a Method of Second Language Acquisition. September 2006 From Boulder to Bangkok: Thailand at a Crossroad. October 2006 The Deep Bow And The Silent Fart: Where Does Respect For Teachers Actually Come From? November 2006 The Courage To Be Fair and Honest, And The Intelligence To See The Big Picturee December 2006 Taking Back the Profession: Getting Rid of the ESL Riff-Raff 2007 January 2007 The Politics of Babopalooza: The Joke Is On Us. February 2007 Racism in the TEFL industry - The Hines Ward effect March 2007 Teacher as leader May 2007 Insensitive Foreigners at a Sensitive Time June 2007 Delusions of The Lowly and The Mediocre July 2007 Losers to the Right of Me, Morons to My Left: Why I'm Quickly Becoming TEFL's Number One Enemy August 2007 You Are The Solution: What Foreign English Teachers Don't Want To Hear. September 2007 Creating Classroom Culture: Cultivating Universal Values and Striving For Excellence October 2007 Dopey Foreigners and Mentally Deficient Koreans. (Part One, "The Perfect Storm.") November 2007 Dopey Foreigners and Mentally Deficient Koreans: (Part Two, "Not In My Classroom!")

Matt Smith		William Blake
2006 December 2006 So who speaks English well? 2007 January 2007 Fishing in Isaan February 2007 Some ruminations on curriculum development March 2007 Levisiting the Plobrems with ‘R’ and ‘L’ April 2007 The ‘Dog and Pony Show’ - Demonstration Lessons in the Korean Public Education System May 2007 Keep Your Eyes On the Ground – Amateur Archaeology in Isaarn June 2007 Phrasebook Learning - is it letting the Koreans down? July 2007 How I came to agree with Alison Empey August 2007 Hey! Did you plan what you were going to write before you wrote it? Doesn’t look that way to me. September 2007 If Miniskirts Were Shorter October 2007 The Burden of Being Fun November 2007 Mastering the Art of Description December 2007 Flea in your ear 2008 January 2008 Teaching the Chinese in Thailand February 2008 Sick of eating whitebread? March 2008 Some further unfurling of the Chinese situation April 2008 Trees.....or the lack thereof May 2008 White or Wrong May 2008 Extra Column June 2008 First day on the job? - have them make a name card. July 2008 Yes, but it is education........   Matthew Gardner 2007 November 2007 What happens when a giant language school goes bust (the tale of Nova Japan) December 2007 Fear and loathing in Asia 2008 January 2008 Something Great in 2008 February 2008 Talking Business: Does Eikaiwa make any cents? March 2008 Getting out of the game April 2008 Speechless May 2008 On becoming a salaryman June 2008 A commuter's guide to surviving Tokyo trains For more articles from Matthew Gardner, written in 2004 and 2005 under the column title 'Matt's World'. please go to the archives.		2007 July 2007 T'was a dark and cliched night August 2007 The Isaan Spirit September 2007 Homage to Bad English October 2007 Madame Loneliness and I hit the streets November 2007 Abandon all logic ye who dare enter here December 2007 Blake's theory of unnatural selection 2008 January 2008 New Year Best Sellers List: Isaan February 2008 Things are not always as they seem March 2008 A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Ajarn April 2008 What do women want? May 2008 Death Rides Pillion June 2008 Repetition and the Ancient Art of Stuffing Up
		Tazza's  Thailand Tales 2007 July 2007 Fun with language. Next time you want to make a Thai smile, just mutter a few words. August 2007 Why don't you just go home? September 2007 Meds, Meds, Meds October 2007 The battle is finally over....and there are no winners. December 2007 Today was one of the most unpleasant in my four years plus of teaching. 2008 January 2008 A Sad Tale of Thai Customer Service March 2008 Notes on a semester May 2008 Copland July 2008 The Thai Culture Course (How to scam, exploit and demoralise foreign teachers)

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